supermassiveasshole: when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
call you names tell you weird and personal details about myself say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb type in caps a lot. If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and: talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts share funny photos from my tumblr dash actually tell you when i’m upset try to make conversation with you just generally act really silly when I’m in a...
burningbrigids: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so...
@raytoro: I played everything. Sang everything....
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
newbeginnings-andhappyendings: Having a crush on someone sucks. It’s also nice. But it mostly sucks.
the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
vanillish: underneathesestairs: So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH I cried for twenty minutes I’ve been laughing so hard.
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
dangruchy: swiggity swag i am in the bag
bedquest: this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how evil they fucking are
pfdiva: jaredpadaleki: a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task. an Adventure is a trip without a destination. a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination. #excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x) I often take journeys up and down my halls to think. I like this.
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
abandoned-us: dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails. I signed three times with...
bertmcswagen: DO OR DIE [SCREAMS VIOLENTLY] YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME [FLIPS TABLE] BECAUSE THE WORLD [PUNCHES WALL] WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART [COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR SOBBING]
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
jbouchard85: Ugh. I need a cuddle buddy.
teachmyskin: JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?” He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy